Titel/rank: Future PM of UK

BIG NIGE IZ ERE 2 STEAL YA PORK PIES AND PLAY 4 NORF FC. ROOL BRITANNNIA!*

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*Disclaimer: 'Big Nige' - who is also referred to as 'large Nigel' within his intellectual social circles - reserves the right to derb your bases should you fall foul of his lordship. Your statutory rights will not be affected. Please see terms and conditions for more information.

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